Mom: Your parents have definitely lost their minds. It is confirmed! After the trip to New York and before the trip to Salt Lake City, we will be going to Colorado for 6 days. We did turn down an invitation to sail around the islands for a few weeks. It was the same time as Colorado and Daddy would probably get sea sick. Pray for your parent’s mental health!!! Love, mom.
Me: I promise to give Daniel all the attention he needs and deserves in y’alls absence.
Will: I promise to be both of their emergency contacts in your absence.
Mom: Y’all are too much!