Me: I’ve got to ask you a question but you can’t laugh at me. Ok?
Me: Can you remind me how to boil an egg?
Biffle: Well boiling water would be a good start.
Me: Ok I’ll start with that. Put eggs in after the water is boiling?
Biffle: 5 mins boil 5 mins cooling off in the water. Yes.
Me: My mom would kill me if she knew I asked that.
Me: Now I’m gonna try to scramble one of them.
Biffle: Well you can’t scramble a hard boiled egg. You have to drop scramble raw.
Me: I know that.